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Dear World & Loyal Followers,
Please Note: this blog was previously known as RetardLove in a Pinus.

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

There are Fairytales and then, there are Legends.


Honestly, forget Edward Cullen who's gritting his teeth against the urge to bite into your lifeline and drink you dry; or Prince Charming who's always riding in and then riding off into a sunset, promising a happy ever after that you never actually get to see; forget Jacob who imprints on your daughter; or even Damon: dark, mysterious and dangerously alluring; forget Chuck Bass: who'll sooner bed you as he would your third cousin twice removed...who turns out to, in actual fact, be your sister. They're all kindergartners in comparison.

You get Heroes and then, you get the Prince of Persia.

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