2011 to-do-List aka Stuff to do Before 2012 aka Things to do Before I Die.

Looks like Joel's been rubbing off on me. Before, I would protest at the absurdity of the world ending in 2012 - except now that Zuma is our president, people are actually reading my blog (Hi people from Singapore!) and I'm a partial redhead - it doesn't seem so far fetched.

So I do what every other person would do before they die. Make a list of all those things that I haven't done because I figured I'd have my whole life ahead of me to do them, only to realise that in reality, I don't - and then do them.

I'm not really a preacher of "life's too short". No, life's the longest damn thing that we will ever experience! (in this world anyway, if you're a believer of the afterlife - which I am). Still, I figure we just assume it's short because we float through it in somnambulism, much like, you know when you put your head on the pillow and sleep for hours and hours and then wake up feeling as if it were just five minutes? Yeah, exactly like that. That's why people go, "Life's too short", because they open their eyes just in time to die - if they're lucky.

I don't think I'm afraid of dying, I guess I'm more afraid of what happens AFTER I die (but we'll not delve into that now).

Now, back to my list.

1) Donate Blood: I've tried three times in the past year and they've turned me down every single time - I think they're just discriminating against the awesome. I will donate blood at least once in my life, I will, I will, I WILL.

2) Help Kerlishan experience a sugar rush - I've been at it since I could first eat, how can someone go through life without it? It's like a right of passage in my world.

3) Write a Book: As far back as I can remember, I've had an affair with words, I'd like to legalise that relationship before I kick the bucket.

4) Tie the Knot: now this is only, and if ONLY 2012 IS the end of the world - coz heck, I do NOT want to die a virgin.

5) Pray for my Salvation: at every given opportunity - Lord only knows I need all the help I can get!

How many of you have a list? If you don't I suggest you get cracking, we're already reaching the end of the first month.