1) I feel redundant right now. Irrelevant. Inconsequential. Kind of useless really.
2) Sleep-texting someone, is just as bad as drunk-dialling them - even worse, because you have a tangible reminder of your patheticness.
3) Belly dancing is all the work out your body needs!
4) Never attend a bridal shower where both you and your mother are invited as guests.
5) Cousins are the perfect mix of friends and family.
6) Stay away from poisonous girls - they'll smile at your face and sink their fangs into your back.
7) Reminder: when making Creme Caramel, the sauce goes in FIRST - plus, I'm not so bad at this kitchen business (if only I could eliminate the bodily harm).
8) Oh. I am tired.
2) Sleep-texting someone, is just as bad as drunk-dialling them - even worse, because you have a tangible reminder of your patheticness.
3) Belly dancing is all the work out your body needs!
4) Never attend a bridal shower where both you and your mother are invited as guests.
5) Cousins are the perfect mix of friends and family.
6) Stay away from poisonous girls - they'll smile at your face and sink their fangs into your back.
7) Reminder: when making Creme Caramel, the sauce goes in FIRST - plus, I'm not so bad at this kitchen business (if only I could eliminate the bodily harm).
8) Oh. I am tired.
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