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Please Note: this blog was previously known as RetardLove in a Pinus.

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

I've come to like Tuesdays

Yes, I do know it's Wednesday.

I hear it's international book week! There's a status-tag going around Facebook where you grab the nearest book to you, turn to the page 52 and post the 5th sentence, without mentioning the title of the book. I thought I'd do that on The Pinus, seeing as how much I love my books...(If you have no idea, then hit the link --> The Book is Irreplaceable). Here's my excerpt - I bet nobody except maybe my Mentor can guess which book it's from!
"The war sucked us in like quicksand, Alok and Ryan got really into 'who is going to win this' kind of crap; I mean, you stop doing that when you are twelve I think (Superman or Batman?), but there was no stopping them."
And, even onions don't make me cry! I swear, I almost threw a hissy fit at myself (if that were ever my style I totally would have). I mean, come on tear ducts, give me a break won't you? Every time I go to a funeral I look like a hard hearted bitch next to everyone else weeping around me. I ran out of onions and still couldn't find a single tear.

Also, I feel like a bendy-straw today. Yes, that's right, bendy-straw. There's no other description - it's sort of like my muscles are all made of elastic. It's not an altogether unpleasant feeling at all, oh no, actually, I scheme I could get quite used to this (which could be problematic on a few different levels). 

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