Dear Mother Nature, I'm so sorry we raped you.

I hear SA has like upped the world population to 7 billion? Damn, China you let me down! Imagine that huh (to be honest though, I always thought that we'd hit the 7 billion mark long ago, despite what statistics say - I don't really tend to always trust them). I'm having one kid, let it be known -that's my contribution to SAVING THE WORLD and by association, Penguins.


Also, I found myself reading rubbish recently: silly hogwash romantic novels - that usually make me want to throw up (actually they still do), but in addition, I find myself smiling at the absurdity of how everything just magically happens to fall together at the exact time that they're supposed to. These are the reason why girls fall hopelessly 'in love' and end up getting their hearts broken a hundred times. Waste of paper - waste of trees. Write less drivel and SAVE THE WORLD! (we'll have more oxygen for the 7 billion plus inhabitants). Plus future generations won't be as stupid as this one is turning out to be (apologies to those who aren't characters out of a bad zombi movie), because they'll be reading meaningful literature and not foggy little romances about nothing and the end of fashionable society. (I do enjoy the classics much though, those are important. There's more to them than pathetic swooning and hot flushes).

And have you noticed how much of food people throw away a day? I hate to sing the same old dreary song, but REALLY, PEOPLE IN SOMALIA WOULD KILL FOR YOUR TRASH. That's not even an exaggeration you know. It sickens me, to see the amount of perfectly good food that gets tossed in the rubbish, because nobody's bothered to finish their lunch, or even fruit that's simply bruised, or candy! Candy would be like...it would be like GOLD in Somalia (red meat would be platinum I scheme - I saw this huge-ass-massive-scary looking bull at the farm, so scary I wasn't willing to go more than five metres near it, even though there was a gate between us, and I swear my first thought was, "Yoh, imagine if we sent that thing to Somalia!" those people would be on it like a bees on a hive). But see, it's amazing, disgusting actually, that nobody around here thinks how lucky they are to be eating a gob of steak, or munching on their so loathed broccoli (Silver). Even I started eating things I hated, simply because Mum put them on the table, and I remembered that people on that end of the world would probably punch the lights out of their own parents to get even half the portion I have. Sick to the gut. We live in a world of greed, where everyone wants more, but increasingly as of late, there's so much less to give.

We keep taking out more than we can replenish. You know what that's essentially called? Stealing. When you take something and don't return it, you're stealing. In essence, we're stealing away our own futures and that of the next generation too.

*Sigh*

Anyway folks, I'm out for now. Sleep well. Don't moan about your peas, read less trash and try to curb your urge to produce a family the size of a mini soccer team. The crux of the matter, SAVE THE damn WORLD! We have nowhere else to go if we finish off this one.