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Dear World & Loyal Followers,
Please Note: this blog was previously known as RetardLove in a Pinus.

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Monday is the new Saturday!

And week two is here. Joy of joys (no, I mean it). I'm actually relishing this whole Student thing - feed me more knowledge!

The days just seem to be getting hotter and hotter don't you think? I don't know about you, but I melt simply walking between Mtb and Shepstone...melt faster than a popsicle left outside at midday. NOT a very lovely thought (or feeling mind you).
Classics: now here's a subject I'm astounded by. Imagine, studying Greek Mythology - something I would read for fun - and getting tested and credited for it? It seems far too good to be true. I mean, it's basically saying, 'heres your hobby, we want you to pass it'. I love it. Personally I think all of those 'Gods' were useless - jealousy? fear? incest? (eew - Dudes (and dudettes) - when you're supposed to have the whole universe at your beck and call, WHAT is the need?!!). Diz-GUST-ing (yet intriguing - I mean, what the fudge? The Greeks must have been quite messed up if you really think about it).
And my last topic for today: The Ritard, need no longer choose between Bieber-Boy (no, no, Lin I'm not referring to you here) and me. Coz I've decided that Zeus and his sexual deviations; and Wordsworth and his so failing in optimism poetry; and our Malawian lecturer in Linguistics; and Richard Charleton Civil and his arbitrary yet decidedly interesting facts about Global Warming, Acid Rain and 80 year-old grandmothers - most definitely tops my priority list right now. I sold the ladder, and ate all the nice sweet cotton candy-like stuff, so really, Bieber and his clay looks like a far better option: besides I miss the friendship far too much (you could never even ever imagine).
Right, so now I'm going back to Environmental Ethics and why nuclear waste has a 500000 years half-life.
P.s Did you know that the number of cellphones has reached the 5Billion mark? And how many people in the world are there again? 6.some-odd-billion? (refer to Salute to the Chinaman for an exact figure!). Question: what happens to all those cellphones that aren't used anymore? They all get dumped where exactly? And if cellphone production grows at the rate it does (and I'm pretty sure that it will), what then, does that mean for our environment? Aren't parts of those billions of cellphones still radioactive?
P.p.s HAPPY VALENTINES DAY WORLD! And to all those who did NOT wear red: I salute you! Welcome to the fold of non-conformity. Now you can all start saving for NEXT years Bankruptcy Day :) I don't hate Valentines Day, don't get me wrong. Just, I wonder, how many people know that it all began with a massacre?

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