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Please Note: this blog was previously known as RetardLove in a Pinus.

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

3,14 (6 Days and Counting)

So it's the end of Monday...BOO YEAH! Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, CAMPUS! I'm jumping in my seat (If you know me, then you know that I most definitely am).

I'm so sick of the holidays, I find myself sleeping in the middle of the afternoon (and for someone who hardly does anything except draw, read, listen to music, watch t.v and swim, that is the height of laziness).
I swear, laziness is a side-effect of the December Holidays - they should come with a warning label, like the ones on the side of cigarette boxes.
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Warning:
  • when 18, causes harm to your libido (NOTE: libido in this context also known as the LIFE-DRIVE).
  • Holidays clog the synapses and cause sleeping attacks and stupidity.
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I don't have a vendetta against holidays, I have a vendetta against their absurd length. What happened to anything in excess is bad for you?
Moderation people, is the key to life (excepting in the case of chocolate that is - but then again, chocolate IS the exception to every rule - including Pi).

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