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Dear World & Loyal Followers,
Please Note: this blog was previously known as RetardLove in a Pinus.

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

A little bit of sunshine goes a long way....

Everyone who knows me knows what a hazard I am to myself in the kitchen - I always walk out nursing some burn or cut or obscure wound (I mean, who on this freaking earth, above the age of retardation, manages to burn themselves on a George Foreman grill? I did it once). Today, however, Loyal Followers, I cooked and did NOT injure myself! This is a first by all accounts. Even my Grandfather was stunned as he sat there watching me closely for signs of my complete ineptitude at avoiding bodily harm. My dose of Vitamin D this morning seems to have served me well - I should do it more often - you try it, and see what a difference a little bit of sunshine will make in your day.

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