I read somewhere that people who drink more coffee tend to have more hallucinations - please tell me THAT explains the stupid people I see walking around everywhere!
What? Don't look at me like that...one can live in hope, can't one? Is it too much to ask that my excessive coffee intake is responsible for the bleak future I see the world faced with, when inhabited by a generation whose neocortex is grossly underdeveloped thanks to DSTV and the advent of the all glorious technological era?
I feel like that kid from Sixth Sense half the time...the other half, I'm pretty sure that my brain simply cannot invent something so realistically retarded (not the good kind) - it goes against the grain.
What? Don't look at me like that...one can live in hope, can't one? Is it too much to ask that my excessive coffee intake is responsible for the bleak future I see the world faced with, when inhabited by a generation whose neocortex is grossly underdeveloped thanks to DSTV and the advent of the all glorious technological era?
I feel like that kid from Sixth Sense half the time...the other half, I'm pretty sure that my brain simply cannot invent something so realistically retarded (not the good kind) - it goes against the grain.
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