A Day in the Life of - oh look, a pixie!!

1. Burnt myself making Naan  (lethal hazard to myself in the kitchen - what's new?!)
2. My mother asked me to curb my acidic tongue when faced with idiotic questions - especially from guys - I retorted with, "I'm not some silly girl they can charm with a few cheesy lines". She retorted with, "Be careful or you'll scare them all away...It's the silly girls they end up marrying!" 
3. I began to wonder, however will I survive the crushing disappointment of not being stuck for the rest of my life with someone who I can't have a conversation with?! (Sarcasm - oh the joy of its uses are endless.)
4. Karma got back at the Brothership by making him slip in a puddle of mud and almost fall flat on his face - almost.
5. Got lost in the sugar cane fields for half an hour - was epicly (EPICLY) late for Iftaar. 
6. Thus, I have a new-found respect for Atticus (our twelve year old car). 
7. Learnt that "I know a short cut," means, "I will take the longest possible route, you will be able to see your destination, but you won't be able to get there, because when it comes to forks in the road...it's anybody's guess."
8. I think Ordinary Guy left me with whatever bug is wrecking his system - I can feel the beginnings of sick freezing my nose off.