- I feel like I'm going to lose my very early breakfast (sehri).
- I'm babysitting. A very large, very sick, very crabby seventeen year old.
- I'm going back into the kitchen today - in fact, I should have been back in the kitchen two hours ago, but some unforeseen circumstances popped up.
- Which means, that I'm going to come out of today with even more injuries than yesterday. If that's possible at all (knowing my proclivity for self-infliction, it probably is).
- I have to give a tutoring session in three hours.
- Which means, that I have three hours to prepare a perfect birthday dinner for said seventeen year old without being able to taste a single thing to make sure they balance, ice and decorate said persons birthday cake, make sure said person doesn't choke on his own up-chuck (I KNEW there was a valid reason as to why I didn't go into the medical field), and sort myself out.
- The parents keep calling every ten minutes to check on their beloved son, thus interrupting my very multiple multitasking (you don't ask me if I'm busy and when I reply in the affirmative, go on to spend the next ten minutes talking to me about absolutely redundant topics - which you just discussed with me ten freaking minutes ago. YOUR SON IS ALIVE. I would definitely notify you had the situation been even remotely otherwise).
- Did I mention that I have an army of very angry gnomes jumping around inside my skull?
- You do NOT want to mess with me right now.
- Whoever said that Tuesdays are better than Mondays...lied.
- Pray I don't permanently damage some useful part of my anatomy during my adventures in the kitchen.
- Feel special, I just wasted 10minutes of my very valuable time on you (yes YOU, #pinusFollower).
- I really shouldn't have played in the hail last night - I think my nose is about to fall off.
Tuesday, August 7, 2012
Misadventures of Tuesday
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hahahahah the lives of young budding ladies! the brotherling is sick here too! i feel your pain...however go to the bakery and get a cake...and say happy birthday from my behalf...also put your phone on silent and off the hook...if the parentals want to find out how beloved is doing...they can come see for themselves...lol tutoring is an option...your bad lol but we young buddings are super and can get around anything...so smile and enjoy your day!
ReplyDeleteCrazy Q, when the mothership says bake - you don't go get a cake from the bakery. You bloody well bake lol.
ReplyDeleteIf I put my phone on silent, the sky will fall (again).
Tutoring, is usually the best part of my day, I actually LIKE it.
I didn't enjoy my day, but I smiled anyway (you know me).
And it was actually worth it, I guess, when everything turned out perfect, and everyone enjoyed the food.
lmao..its a bit much to bake in ramadaan...i baked a while ago...and we still have cake..nobody eats after iftar! what did you end up making? lol you need to show the mothership whos in control!! lmao! wel skype soon! im going to cpt next week thurs! and then going to india on the 26th! i have so much of campus work! the parentals just dont get it!!think im getting fluey...but you know me..smile and get on with it! lol also have you done eid shopping? i havent read an eid blog yet...we 10days left! whoop whoop?!
ReplyDeleteevery ramadaan, i usually end up baking enough to feed an army (literally - for Eid day)...for the brotherships birthday, chocolate cake (day before that, eid biscuits). And chicken manchurian for iftaar.
ReplyDeletedefinite skype session needed soon - you're such a globe trotter you - one taste of international travel and you've caught the bug :P
i AM fluey. But I have two invalids here who I have to take care of - so yeah, just get on with it (i think it's in our genes).
Eid shopping? what IS that?! ...lol no, I haven't. I don't know what I'm goina do, considering yeah, I'm running outa time - and I just can't seem to leave the house between Nana & Isa.
Eid blog usually comes up AFTER Eid :P I know...10 days, it's so sad. bitter-sweet? Anyway, I'm pretty sure you guys will come too - actually, I'm pretty sure our whole massive family shall descend upon us this year- due to it being the first without Nani & everything- in other words, pray for me.